just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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