every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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