Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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