they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
