hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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