You're so nebulous sometimes
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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