there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Pants are for mortals
Who died my cat blue again?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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