I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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