Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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