it hurts more in the daytime
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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