Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
we're so committed to being not committed
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