Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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