i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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