hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Less talking, more tequila
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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