How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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