i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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