I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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