There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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