When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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