"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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