omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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