so explain again why im purple
no
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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