Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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