remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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