Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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