there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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