you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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