Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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