yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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