I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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