Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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