Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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