oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's blow job season.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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