their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
third nipple confirmed
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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