Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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