I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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