its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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