do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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