i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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