Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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