worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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