That's intense
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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