I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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