Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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