Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
