Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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