im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
nutella sex= disaster
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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