I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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