she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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