We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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