i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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