I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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