It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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