He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
