never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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