just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
