3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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