is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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