ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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