He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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